U WAS MY BABY. MY FUCKIN SYNONYM APPLE

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I got a missed call…

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from ur bitch

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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flaignhan:

Astonishing that a woman in a long distance relationship who works irregular hours and who has a seriously demanding schedule should take some sexy pictures to send to her partner. 

Fucking astonishing.

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moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

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